You dog walkers keep on begging it with me while training your dog’s through a strict diet of exclusive food bribery to bark at me, ignore me and run away from me. All so you can give me dirty looks and gossip. What’s the point of coming up to me with a dog you’ve trained to do the opposite? So fucking dumb, you fake haters. They’re my dogs, ask Morgan I’m a dog master and fire master.

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