What you don’t know is that I caught an NHS nurse who I was in love with lying. The women give guys permission to behave like that in the first place. Which is why they wear those strings around their waste, it’s so they can be touched up. I’m psychic so I’ve caught women giving guys permission to touch their bums for example. The guys ask if it’s okay, and they say yes. They’re all best friends and dance together to music like neeks when I’m not around. That’s the secret.