You’re probably wondering why Luffy has fire for hair and hands in his new form. Ask ENP, my hands and head turned to flames in Egypt. And dickheads got smoked and eaten. So what can you lot do, cough and push your seats back to make me uncomfortable on my flights? Kicking and pushing me from behind too. This is why pilots sit away from you people. You’d cause a crash if you were with them. None of you can get hurt me but I’ve been pointing my demon ring at all of you.
I find it amazing how fake you women are. You’re gold diggers. You ignore me until you money or something valuable. I’m literally watching you all flirting pointlessly because you’ve seen a diamonds, gold and silver. And you’re all lying, and befriending spiteful gay men who like to impose themselves on me. You’ll see why Egypt crowned me Pharaoh, you’re all going down. You men and women.
To the people of Egypt, I’d like to say thank you. You’ve made me reach new levels. My feet are bigger, I’m taller, I’m stronger. Mecca was a success. Thankyou for crowning me Pharaoh of Egypt again. I saw my descendants, my black children. And the gifts you gave me are worth than money can buy. Thankyou to ENP for riding. I hope I helped improve Egypt and restore some honor and justice. I literally went to war on a holiday in Africa. You’ll see me again. I promise. If ENP make sure I get paid right and no one screws me over and steals my money, I’ll be able to save up and come back. El ❤️ Egypt.
You women are mighty interested in my diamond, pure silver ring. But you’re willing to isolate me and treat me like shit. Body is language is key, and these girls on my plane to London and the rest didn’t give a fuck about me until I pulled that out. So don’t ever blame me, don’t ever say I didn’t try because if even one of you gave me what I needed, you would have got that ring.
I can do way better than bitches who kick me when I’m down or away. I can do way better than bitches who give me dirty looks and hook up with other men. I can do way better than bitches who spread my business when they can’t even read me and have to find out the truth once it’s confirmed in the media. The least a woman should do is respect you if she says you’re her man. None of you do that.
You women are basically saying that because I have a difficult job that you can’t be faithful to me. Fuck off, that’s not love. You chose your side and it’s with all the people you use sign language like monkeys to communicate with, not me. You don’t love me and you don’t respect me. You’ve epically fucked yourselves and you see me as an escape route. That’s just facts. Because I’m in a difficult position you won’t treat me right. That’s not respecting your husband so I don’t want any of you including Skye who do that.
These days if you talk to alot of men you’re cool, popping and desired but to me if you’re secretly communicating with men when you already have a man you claim to love you’re a straight up hoe. No doubts about it. Talking to nuff men, you know what you’re doing and you’re dickheads for doing it. Have some pride as women for fuck sake, tryna be cool when you’re straight up clowns.
I notice that anytime I joke around with y’all psychically you pretend I’m crazy or doing something wrong and treat me inhumanely. It’s because I’m a known, popular, celebrity and you’re all not. You see it as an opportunity to dethrone me. I see this, from men, women and children who I’m nothing but polite and extremely loving towards. They throw that all away to try and get points against me. Fake love.
Orgasms are meant to be an intimate thing involving love, affection and care, I don’t see how I can give you those and you women just turn around and mistreat me and try and get me into trouble. Julz is crying because she’s being forced to go along with your plan and she knows it’s completely one sided and unfair. You can’t love me if you orgasm and then try and ruin me.
I owe you people who followed me on holiday nothing. Egyptian National Police helped me not any of you. You all watched and filmed what was going on but you didn’t help me. I’m wearing ENP uniform not gifts from you. Remember that the next time you get attention.
Jesus Christ