ENP took me to a dominos club and introduced me to all the killers there. I even got one of the Gs numbers there. I showed them a picture of my tour guide and they passed the photo around and told the police to get my sh!t back. They were really playing dominos and a man who looked like Mike Tyson with a walking stick was smoking the game. Man’s was tight. 😏👽🔪
Demon flesh tastes like smoke meat, I even found a way around their poison. Slice them into thin little pieces, they’re delicious and I don’t need to hold back on demons since they can take alot of damage, even a grenade in the booty doesn’t kill them. They physically disintegrate when they come close to me. Obviously I’m gonna give them that ENP sauce.
Kevin Hart is a different man now. He’s looking at you Western black men and he’s upset wit you. He thinks you’re all coconuts and boffins. He doesn’t seem that upset with the white boys though. And he just came from Africa? Isn’t that pissed.
Robert Pattinson is way too skinny to be Batman, I walked out of the movie half way. Do you know what Batman really needs? A dark skinned nikka. 👽🔪🐅
Do you know how savagely you have to be bodying man for ENP to be actively covering up your crimes, all across the continent? Let’s just say I visited a suya spot near surulere and a dude who stank and sold organs. ENP are performing a national cover up of my mischief. And that’s all it is, I’m Innocent.
Have you ever wiped Knut sauce all over a guys forehead and watched the red patch appear? I did that to one of my flatmates when I first moved to Kingston.
Jesus Christ