Lots of you are saying if I’m dead how come I’m still doing what I’m doing. The answer to that is humans go years walking around dead before they finally drop. Kinda like a chicken running around with it’s head cut off. Would you say a chicken is alive if you had cut it’s head off and it was still running around? Most men and women working in Central London are dead.

All the women around the world are wondering why they can’t get with me. Maybe it’s because of what you all bragged doing behind my back on a stalking app. There’s simply a lack of quality, especially in the UK.

All the FRIENDS female characters are telling the story the of Willow Smith and I. All the male characters are me and all the female characters are Willow. So people think Willow and I are blood brother and sister but we’re not, Willow was found at the end of a battle, she was adopted by my real father. So Rachel and Ross are in love but Rachel is really Monica who’s in love with Chandler, but Chandler is really Ross, they couldn’t show Ross and Monica having kids so they had to show Phoebe who is really Monica and Rachel had her brothers kids through surrogacy to show tuttenkhamun and Cleopatra’s story, and the kids they had even though they were brother and sister. Willow Smith is secretly Julz Goddard and Taylor Swift.

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