I actually agree with the cult leaders punishing you to death. I’m with that because you shouldn’t have snaked me. And I know the cult leaders, they’re my friends from John Milton, blonde Ben and that. I appreciate what they’ve done. The classic way to set an op up is to pretend to beef people you love. That’s what Ed Sheeran, Wiley and Stormzy are doing. Then you murder the people who try to help you beef the people you love.
If the NHS are so professional how come they hired members of the general public to observe and harass me whenever I was sectioned. Paying them ten times minimum wage to do so?
Stop forcing medication on me that I don’t want to take and that you’ve forced me to take for 20 years. Let me do my job, you’re not meant to keep my species locked inside. We have to travel, it’s who we are.
Why should Boris say sorry for what he said about the Jimmy Saville case? It’s actually true. And maybe he was actually talking about my sexual abuse case. Boris ain’t going nowhere, stop hating on one of the greatest British prime ministers of all time.
Charles divorced Diana. He cheated on her with Camilla. He’s a fraud and not fit to be King of the United Kingdom. William should take the throne, he has more international support than Charles.
White people are surprised when they find out I avoid them on road like they’re not all apart of one big racist joke.
I hide my kills by using my powers to swap the meat for food I eat or cook. I even share it. All of you lot watching and you didn’t even notice.
I can reverse the invoking process during sex which means if you’re a girl like Maria who’s been having sex with other men invoking me. You’ll orgasm with me, the same way you came with other guys and I’ll be able to sense exactly what you’ve done, just like I sensed it with Maria.
Jesus Christ